Hello. Here I am, in the ASOS magazine, talking about finding a job through Twitter. On page 52, just behind a girl in an awesome headpiece. And next to a filmmaker with only one GCSE. HA. I’ve got none.
I’m a bit worried about my face in it. It doesn’t usually look like that, I promise. “You look very nice” says my mum, who is biased. I went to leaving drinks for someone from my old work just after it came out and lots of people did an impression of me, by making it look like their neck was trying to eat their head.
sarahduggers 
What?!